REMARK : 9 DAYS TO GO FOR IELTS.

My housemate is so funny that I'll just go straight to her to have a good laugh.  Yesterday, I was telling her about my excessive eating behaviour that these past week, my shitting pattern does not fit with the food consumed that I think my stomach is too densed with the 'undigested' waste.  Which explains how I ended up eating bananas like some hungry monkey just to free up the space in my digestion system.

-- well, that's more or less how we started to talk about 'shit' and 'fart'.

She talked about how her friend was asking her "dapat kentut kaaa?  dapat kentut kaa?" upon seeing her face scrunched due to the stomach pain inflicted by holding her fart prevously.  She talked about it so casually with her northern accent that I laughed uncontrollably upon listening to her.  Her laugh even sound so genuine, that I laughed upon hearing her own laughter.

I mean - I love hearing people laugh.  Not the ha-ha-ha-pura-pura kind of laugh, but the real wahahahahaha-kind of laugh that have its own frequency and vibration.  Laughter is like a genuine emotions of how that person actually enjoys spending time with you.  But I think I had a bad type laugh.  XIao imitated me laughing that I think it is so hideously ugly that I ended up laughing again - which makes me realise that I laughed exactly the way he imitated me. 

Anyway, I dreamt about my housemate last night, telling a funny story that I think I actually laughed in my sleep.  Phew -- if I'm married, my husband must've thought that I'm dreaming a romantic scene with him.  Hah, dream on! 

p/s -- what does 'shit', 'fart' and IELTS have anything in common that it has to be put in this one single entry?  (to desperate to write in English that I'll mnake do with the shit and the fart part).